Excerpts from some other book
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On humor (and bad medical advice).
In which I write a bodybuilding-mag-style paean to eating cat feces.
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Excerpts from some other book: Volume 3.
Dr. Shaun MacGregor, adjunct professor of experimental archaeology, knows that he is going to die. And he has accepted the fact. Really. He is old, he is sick, but he knows full well that he has lived a good life, that he has experienced his fair share of the ride. And so his encroaching death,…
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Excerpts from some other book: Volume 2.
I carried the king of hearts around with me from when I was twelve until I was thirty. It was in the flip-up portrait part of my wallet, where my driver’s license should have been I guess. I was twelve when my mother took me to the store and I bought that wallet, so there…
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Excerpts from some other book: Volume 1.
My favorite animal is the sutured double camel. Takes only three camels to make, and they can live for almost two weeks. Type of guy who says she’s got jugs like an Amazon when he’s not talking asymmetry but rather sheer size of the gazongas. Sitting in a lecture hall, the course was apparently something…
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